Archive for September, 2007

This is priceless

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Bosnian couple divorces after they both have a cyber-affair… WITH EACH OTHER!!!

Sana Klaric, 27, and husband Adnan, 32, from Zenica, poured out their hearts to each other over their marriage troubles, and both felt they had found their real soul mate.

The couple met on an online chat forum while he was at work and she in an internet cafe, and started chatting under the names Sweetie and Prince of Joy.

They eventually decided to meet up – but there was no happy ending when they realised what had happened.

Now they are both filing for divorce – with each accusing the other of being unfaithful.

More Here

–ImSplitBit

err… Pun intended?

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From CNN

Baggy pants crackdown goes national

So one wonders why this has to be a crackdown.

It’s a fashion that started in prison, and now the saggy pants craze has come full circle — low-slung street strutting in some cities may soon mean run-ins with the law, including a stint in jail.

O.J. At it again

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So you would think that O.J. would think to himself, “Johnnie Cochran is dead, maybe I should keep my s**t straight for a while”. But no, the former Heisman trophy winner decides to “allegedly” lead an armed entourage into a hotel room to “get his belongings back”. Simpson claims he had no guns yet authorities say they have recovered the weapons used in the attack. Seriously people! WTF drives this man? If someone steals your stuff, you call the cops. What kind of thug gathers up armed goons to go retrieve it? And he still has the audacity to ask us all to believe he didn’t behead his wife?!?

More on OJ here

–imsplitbit

Go Yankees!

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Yes, I admit it freely, I AM A YANKEES FAN!!! I don’t care if you hate them. I hear very few valid reasons for disliking them. Let me list them out here, there aren’t many:

The Yankees buy their way to the top: To that I can say “Look at this season, they certainly didn’t make it to the top with high paid talent.” I mean seriously folks! For all of the “overpaid talent” they have, they were at the bottom of the division for a good half of the season. Hell! Tampa Bay was in front of them for a while. This argument is so baseless and old we Yankee fans tire of hearing it.

They are a bunch of babies. Well if they are, they are a bunch of babies that came back from a 14 game deficit to 4.5 games away from leading their division. I hear this one the most, which is funny because it sounds like something I would use to insult someone in the fifth grade. Get more creative, haters!

If my team could afford A-Rod, Jeter, Giambi, Posada, etc… we could win too! Well, frankly, if your team had 26 world series championships they would have the attendance and royalty sales to support mega stars. I know this is a catch 22 but don’t hate the Yankees just because your team sucks.

In closing, sure, you may be able to get a Yankees fan boiling with the previous statements. If you can, good for you. But that won’t change the fact that they are the most recognized team in the WORLD! And it won’t change that you haven’t found a viable reason to hate them. My 2cents.

–imsplitbit

I hate these kids…

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Anyone who knows me knows that I love music. I can find tomorrows next big artist in a pile of indie crap. For almost 8 years now I have been trying as hard as I can to put what little time I have into learning guitar. I feel ok with what I know, it isn’t much but I know that if I had more free time I could really make a go of it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any delusions of being Monty Montgomery or Andy Mckee. I know that a 32 year old man has little chance of becoming tomorrows big guitar slinger when he started learning at 25 but DAMN! My sister decided she would deflate me even more by sending me this video.

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