Archive for November, 2007

Cops: Co-worker, not cell phone, killed man


So now the truth comes out! I knew a damned cell phone battery couldn’t break your freaking spine.

Cops: Co-worker, not cell phone, killed man: “Read full story for latest details.


Book on Bonds Case to Become Film


Haha! Now Bond’s web of lies comes crumbling down… as a MOVIE!!!! Can you get the electric chair for being a lying sack of s**t?

Book on Bonds Case to Become Film: “HBO Films is planning to turn a best-selling book about Barry Bonds’s alleged steroid use and the government’s probe into the use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports, into a film.”

(Via NYT > Sports.)

It’s Not About Money in Pettitte Wait


Boston BEWARE!!! You better fear a starting pitching staff with the likes of Wang, Chamberlain, Pettite and Santana. Man I can’t wait until April!!!!!

It’s Not About Money in Pettitte Wait: “As the Yankees try to obtain Johan Santana from the Minnesota Twins, they are hoping that left-handed pitcher Andy Pettitte decides to return.”

(Via NYT > Sports.)

I hate


This really is not a ploy to get on the front page of I am a lowly little database administrator at a great hosting company. But every time one of my client’s gets “Dugg” their site comes down. Lets just look at this logically and see Digg for what it really is… a huge DDOS network. And you, YES YOU!, Mr/Mrs/Ms Digg reader, are a lowly member of a botnet. You are merely a tool for DDos’ing poor little websites that can’t afford the 20 mysql servers it takes to handle all of the traffic you push to a site.

I had such an instance today and let me tell you the final solution was to create a standalone mysql cluster for our customer and let him “weather the storm”. I guess it is great to get your name out there, unless every hit to your website results in “Database Not Found” or some similar error.

For shame! Leave small websites alone or click on their damned paypal link and send them money for the site to have better hardware so you can browse their obviously interesting content. If they don’t have a paypal link, send me the money and I will find them for you… wait… YEAH!!!! Send *ME* the money.


Bonds Case Transferred to BALCO Judge


Barry Bonds is a no good, lying sack of s**t! This man even had the audacity to be in an ESPN show where he sobbed and said “Why is everyone picking on me?” :sniffle. Well lets see Barry, maybe it is because you juiced and got caught. You then proceeded to play the “It wunt me!” card. Then they found juice in your pee pee, now you go to federal prison and you lose all of your records. HAHA Barry… YOU SUCK!!!

Bonds Case Transferred to BALCO Judge: “The perjury case against Barry Bonds will be heard by the same federal judge who presided over other BALCO steroid ring cases.”

(Via NYT > Sports.)

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